Is it wrong that I really want to buy one of these shirts to wear on my cruise?

As much as it hurts my brain to actually validate the idiots who insist on referring to cruise ships as boats, the hilarious reference makes up for it. Then again, I also want to buy this shirt to wear on my next Princess cruise, much to my family’s embarrassment.
Anyone have a favorite?
For those who don’t get the reference, please watch this video. To save your ears (and save myself from losing my -4 readers), I have chosen the uncensored version, but there is an uncensored version too (obviously). P.S. In case it wasn’t obvious, a cruise ship association = instant thumbs up from me.